Depending on the series of events, we will become famous or end up in jail.

Just put a side car in it! -Timmy

I want rainbow filled dreams with

candy monkeys everywhere!!!




Don't underestimate the power of

stupid people in large groups




My mood is like someone stole all my unicorns




Zebras, Bananas, and Worms are

queer!




I like cheese!




Life is like a booger. Of course it is.

Everything is like a booger one way

or another.




Never listen to that little voice in the

back of your mind. Its a cranky elf

trying to destroy your life one day at

a time, eventually taking over the

world!!!