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Christmas Elf
These are the nice little elves that help Santa deliver gifts to (good) children all over the world. They normally wair green and or red have blonde or brown hair and are very short. They have happy go lucky personalities. Evil Elf
These elves are mean little pranksters that live inside tree trunks. They like a nice tastey snak of rotten leaves. They are very crankey and strongly dislike the Chirstmas Elves. They normally wair brown and they dont have hair. The type of hat they wair can tell a lot of things about them like were they are from their age and their gender. Concionce Elf
The concience elfs are tiny little elfs that can take over your brain. They are commonly mistaken for their cousin, the Christmas Elf. One way to tell is that they always have that "deer in the headlights" expression. We think that they go in through your ears, so there is no way to stop them from "moving in". They normally take over completely at age 13, and calm down a bit at 30. Unfortunately, for some, they take over even earlier than that. We have lost one friend already to the suspected elf queen, and one to another very powerful elf. You can witness an concience elfs work, well, everywhere! Unfortunately, there is only one way to get read of concience elfs once and for all... you must destroy the Queen Elf!!! King Elfs
King Elfs are the source to all evil. They werent always evil. All-Ball (the "non-believer") made them mad, so now they hate humans. Bob (from "Bob and the Magical Kangaroo") was the first King Elf. Bob was very kind. Now Bob's evil great great great great great great great great great great grandaughter goes to our school. She is very evil. We will not say any names so you wont try to destroy her. We could get arrested if you tried and nobody wants that to happen, right? But you also have to feel sorry for the King/ Queen Elf. They do have the most evil concience elf of all... THEM-SELVES!!! So yeah... thats about it... i cant sit still cuz i drank an energy drink... jfhwuiaethsdjk This iz proof dat elfs do existtttt:
Other Types of Elfs That Are
Gnomes
Gnomes are usually short, old, and have really long gray beards. They wear pointed hats that are red most of the time. They can get very grouchy and love to travel. Fairies
Fairies are tiny little people that can fly. They also have fairy dust wich can make other people fly. they look very similar to their cousin, the Pixie, exept Pixies are very emo and evil. Faries can not grant wishes, but they can send a message to the head Fairy, who can grant wishes. Pixie
Pixies are not really Emo, they are just sorta dark and gloomy. But they do do evil things. (hehe "do do"). They wear grey and have pointy hats. Thats about it... (sry the picture is kinda blurry. but if u think thas website is cool u r probably special like us and know what Fairy Odd Parent pixies look like...) |
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